Wednesday 13 January 2016

Missing 2016 Budget must be April Fool says Dogara

Speaker of the House of Representatives, Yakubu Dogara, has described the reports of missing 2016 budget plan as "a mind blowing and recompense winning April fool stunt."




  
Speaker, House of Representatives, Yakubu-Dogara


Dogara says "A few daily papers, magazines, and other distributed media report fake stories, which are generally clarified the following day or beneath the news sections in small letters. Though the day is popular since the nineteenth century, the day is not recognised as public holiday in any nation in the world.

Geoffrey Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales (1392) contains the initially recorded relationship between 1 April and absurdity.

Depicting the reports of the missing 2016 Budget as a fabrication that came too soon in the year, Dogara who took to his Twitter handle, @doyakubu said: "first April arrived sooner than required for the current year on Twitter. 2016 Budget gauges stolen at NASS? Really amusing stuff!

"It's a mind blowing and grant winning April fool stunt.

"The monetary allowance is in the care of the Clerk to the House of Representatives. I can affirm nobody has broken into his office.

"Each of the two Houses got a duplicate of the Budget gauge," said the speaker.

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